Relaxing Sundays
* I’ve picked up a case of the flu and last night / this morning I have had a pretty bad fever.
* I was woken up by Kate doing her 5th load of washing for the weekend and the guys walking around the house with shoes on.
* When they left I went back to bed as I am completly farked. Got up somewhere between 1 1/2 or 2 hours later to find they went out with the back door open. 
* Closed the door and someone has left the door latch in a locked open position, so the door went slap (nothing to slow it down becuase the hefty latch was not sticking out) and the glass fell out. The door/house is pretty old and the glass was already cracked, so it didn’t need much help.
* Went out the back to clean up the glass and I see that the bottles and pizza box that were cleaned up are just left sitting outside, 2m from the door, which is 2m from the little, easy to access recycling bin, which is 4m from the wheelie bin.
* Went to make a coffee and the kitchen bench is full of shit, as with everything it is just left where it was used last, including empty stubbies and used cutletry.
Someone save me please.